The People's Democratic Republic of Communist Lukania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Fulano with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.251 billion Lukanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaniv. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lukanian economy, worth 836 trillion hryvnias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,430 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Communist Lukania, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the internet has been placed under government control, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Communist Lukania is ranked 36,282^nd in the world and 4^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 806.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.